Wednesday on the wire: 11 Jan

In inspiration from the viral "Shit people say," I am going to write my own post entitled, "Sh*t Korean students day:"

1.  "I played with myself."  (He meant to say, I played by myself)

2.  "Why do the girl teachers have to be pretty, but the boy teachers can be fat and ugly?"

3.   "I like playing with boys more than I do girls." (Said by a boy)

4.  "Is that your boyfriend?"

5.  "How come you're not married?"

6.  "We're going to get married, because I have high IQ and you are beautiful so our children will be smart and beautiful." (Said by a student who wrote me a marriage proposal on the board.)

7.   "Ugly ok, must be rich."

8.  "Can I touch your hair?"

9.  "Is your whole body like that?"

10.  "Teacher hair like Medusa."

And the one that made me reconsider all the prepwork I put in...

"We only listen to you because you're beautiful."